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	  Now gather 'round people from throughout the land.
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	  I'll teach you a game that you won't understand.

	  This is the game about friends you can't save.
	  Yes, this is the game we call Dungeons & Dave.

	  Chorus:
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	  Dungeons & Dave, Dungeons & Dave.
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	  This is the game we call Dungeons & Dave.
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	  This is the game where you haven't got skills,
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	  And can't find a job, and can't pay your bills.

	  You play by the hour, earn minimum wage.
	  There's no gaining levels, just advancing age.

	  The point of this game isn't to be a hero
	  'cause that's just too hard at PC level zero.

	  *chorus

	  You've a ratty old t-shirt and leveled up slacking.
	  Your armor class sucks and charisma is lacking.

	  And D20 modern's no longer the rave.
	  You won't need your dice to play Dungeons & Dave.

	  *chorus

	  You have very low wisdom and pretty good INT,
	  But if not for your girlfriend, you'd live in a tent.

	  You're slight but not stealthy. You're swift but not brave.
	  Let's go to the basement, play Dungeons & Dave.

	  *chorus

	  Kill Puppies for Satan will make you too sad.
	  And Call of Cthulhu will just drive you mad.

	  But Dungeons & Dave has a truly Dave boast:
          It's only Dave's life, and he'll drink you a toast.